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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
December 13, 2012 7:30pm-8:00pm PST on COMW

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PG-13;L Mayor Cory Booker News/Business. Cory Booker. (2012) Mayor of Newark, N.J. Cory Booker (CC)

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wimpy jesus eating daises birdseed plucking oh jon guy weak bill right wrong little forces friend around walked produce pastors telling america problem thinking laughter christian christians
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care christens christmas particular celebration particularly 10 non happy brand every merry truth people sphere public always common russell seasons mistake religion holidays greeting greetings religious inaudible dominated christian
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government godlessness technically enforcement dictatorship constitutional yes jon goal sure scene right local along maybe manger demand bullies another perhaps program correct atheist religion assuming although equality stopping demanding preferring
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exactly treatment equitable lutherans government communities mid nap show sure right force world given setle ghost maybe equal voice normal ponder snoring perhaps godless speaking religions wonderful
02:00
jon ghost past okay voice speaking yes hit bus why form hand kinky zombie always dressed wearing stewart laughter christmas autoerotic asphyxiation
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fly jon ghost voice speaking millennium oh old god lot got right feels middle behold guitar falcon school walking stewart electric exciting christmas
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got jon fruit times seeds pomegranate hey eat fun bike kind eats dweeb ghost night voice second always speaking hanukkah laughter everybody
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jon ghost great christmas alternate seriously bit jew lot past wasn long york wish mean gifts fruit weird voice sounds worked vitamin brought treated speaking religions
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jon really wanted tradition meaningful hypoallergenic yes hey 000 lat cas help year okay house light better pretty school menorah popular dreidels cheering ancestors christmas connecting
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jon self sure loathing emotionally pomegranates man best ever went bingo low field thing fellow comedy jewish builds kid skills esteem rewards connect mention succeed put isolated happened minority survivor developed character sad suffering qualities inability
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ghost jon right voice speaking blackberry oh old god boy deal fast kind grew time third thing place behold jewish america ancient believe present carries popular christmas president smartphone
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end states united poverty president quarterback uh mr win yep got huh jon quit bowl else band bill qaeda super quick versus street signing america
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jon glad jersey central serious christmas jew kid bad oh god six foof wait seven ninth world foote justed mother bleeped president
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sir jon christmas angry craziest boy laughter taught something late thank today yes dream belongs find bit coin
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jon sir ever become quarterback president cut may got buy yeah food jack coin town right china quick really lovely movies peking mother chinese reacher bleeped biggest question
07:30
mazel guv best ever yes stewart christmas nor absolutely jew tov jon old sir
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show looked
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12 end mayans prophesized civilization controversial 21 age idea book best read world today shift talked anyone clearly special monthly bleeped article crystals calendar somewhat beginning predicting culmination
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north jubilant something satellite apparently annihilation put jon age 21st news crowd space korea orbit today people scared global happen really korean seemed mayans outdoor trigger capital welcome entered december speaking
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seem crowd cheering commence applause jubilance big age able tell nice must fact right group cheer forced appear around nobody gather matter perhaps outside waiting someone gunpoint
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hey everybody got applause cheering chlamydia let kim try fun idea jong suck kind crowd chair trust night fiefts chance potato tonight response hanukkah starting
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scornful unmanned kind launched officials air equipment spacecraft force funny story space yeah seems taken today guess thing drone aren saying spying states before united secret much launch likely top testing sources experts missile call surprise somewhat anything jon
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asteroid kind snuck asteroids encounter safe especially ago foot part wide nasa days rock close jon earth score korea north knew scary world 140 miles orbit within buzzed moon couple coming 120 inside planet working totally ends worried passing whispers 000
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around asteroids apparatus rock launching satellite apparently looks giant space korea north every naked thing single flying spy coming footage bleeped airline getting rockets got massive homeland gathered anything reliable hurdling puma security laughter passenger
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north korea world korean speaking celebrating oh end god let blow sent eyes else fall wait miss zoom babe mean close saved bruce rocket asleep unless willis minute launch another asteroid
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jon live right
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mayor welcome guest tonight cory program booker cheering jon applause please newark jersey
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jon jersey born lived newark harrington park area nice read york town old pull mayor small raised proved county lot bergen babies coming months amount called got burning stories recently beautiful superhero buildings city washington tremendous
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lot got night frankly attention especially pa let city stay cops house earth sandy power every patrol people happen police things trying change filming episode terrell reversed rotation remember neighbors hurricane department
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mayor jon bachelor laughter negativity necessarily tv saw sit bad guy much news hold true many nicer house lives great people things newark exposes someone reality focuses behavior
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heart neighbors halloween continued relationship disrespected jon city long care last freak house storm folks lucky night beyond really newark dissed jersey friends country anybody visiting families expanded
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jon city newark region especially opportunity sure jobs dire faced maybe people camden strong fought better engine lot cities making reality amazing becomes benefit let economic produces hundreds struggle comeback thousands able patterson absolutely challenges
20:30
jon play point program generals washington food done nets port area live snap week city part team needs stamp start thing living effort rid knicks called jersey decided another include fan started recently comeback
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twitter got jon fight followers communicate 40 oh god yeah much food tool page meal three check state sorry saying voters stamps another affords million imagine somebody facebook
21:30
find hey help people opportunity constituents son yep job jon deal city main case bitch staff angry flood water poked turned leader breaks public twitter vitriol directly potholes absolutely tremendous complaints communicate
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programs difficult nutrition try detriment government fat understanding hard idea need aren let week left right start issue fails lap place whole talked family people bigger jon living luxury society shouldn america moochers off involved together lavishing
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front societies opportunity particularly hurt preventative interdependence kid drug human fails crime job never falls react child place people jon crisis rather genius bereft nature action isn seattle housing something hospitals difficult addiction cost affordable understand politicians
23:00
right people prison housing supportive population keep jon 23 left globe alone rooms isn bills think 65 newark theory worked streets rate brought instead cut million reverse largest getting took leaning studies let homeless helpless together manhattan tank emergency institute recidivism put
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safety social net issue contentious understood idea luck much pull food joke left right build never pilot homes maybe people issues strike wouldn balance created country together honestly laughter suffering contribute
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helps saved state jersey program entrepreneur prom guys jobs rate drug re raise grows child small entry people net turned cutting economy becomes empower succeed kid benefit classes metaphor somebody biologist parenting need challenge addiction recidivism
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jon succeed millions optimism impossible understanding ll lwe bit cory bring mayor break stick people little charge around booker veneer country dollars
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zen join 11 bring night moment tomorrow 00
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mystery open door announcer unpopular may consideration key bed lock pool card room emmy ideas motel scary weird creaks taking stained setting smeared someone serling popular senator floating vacation rod exercise normalcy submitted
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aliens planet omicron conquer watching reporters oh hey tie ain lrrr goal tell lazy sure gasp among space today field ruler thing saints needed persei shriek already snoring

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